This is CRAZY!!! Watch these videos all in order.
The Message: Style, quality, and price matters. Everyday matters. Buy what matters. You will miss out on saving money if you don’t buy today.
The Message: You know you have enough stuff, right?
Nov
19
I do believe that my blog is now sexier than yours, especially if you don’t have a blog. This amazing blog was designed by the magnificent designer, Meli. This has to be the sexiest I’ve ever seen my blog look. To celebrate this great occasion I promise to comment anyone who comments me and then goes to comment Meli.
Okay, so I have this amazing blog design. What should I do with it? Are you guys really satisfied with the level and quality of the blog work I’m producing right now? I think I may change up the portfolio section. It seems a little useless since all of my work is basically on dA. What do you guys want to read? Usually I just write what I want to write or what I think deserves to be seen. However, I want to know what you guys want to see.
May
14
After a huge day of catastrophic failure, the worst thing in the world to see in your email is a message titled, “Your Blog Has Been Rejected”.
Subject: Your Blog Has Been Rejected
To: me
From: support@payperpost.com
Dear [CENSORED],
This is a notification to let you know that your blog, Birds on Wires, has been rejected for the following reason(s):
Thank you for your blog submission! Unfortunately, we cannot accept your blog at this time because of its format. The entire posts must be visible on the page with the posts themselves as well as the main page of your blog. Because your blog is truncating posts on the main pages, much of the posts are cut off. Please change the format to show the posts in their entirety, and then resubmit your blog. Thank You! Read the rest of this entry »
Oct
9
I should open this blog up by telling you my Myspace story. Just like Google. Just like YouTube. Just like DeviantArt. I heard about Myspace from some friends, it seemed indie, it seemed cool. I joined on, late. It didn’t take long for me to become sick of the advertisements (me being the Adbuster fiend I am) and it didn’t take long for me to realize how Myspace was not only enslaving me to that cute little “You Have Messages” box but also to someone I didn’t know, someone I didn’t want to be: A flighty, self absorbed, camera whore, scenester who had stopped forming intelligent opinions and started worrying about how many comments she received. So one day I quit. I didn’t tell anyone. I didn’t warn anyone. I deleted my Myspace. I’ve been a lot happier since.
Shawna stole the words write out of my mouth when she began blogging about how horribly shallow and disgusting Myspace is. This is basically why I’ve never truly blogged about how much I hated it, because I had nothing else to add. Myspace is the quintessential, congealed human scum that exists in our shallow society. In my opinion, commercialism isn’t necessary evil, it’s (as always) greed that makes commercialism evil. Read the rest of this entry »
